Well...

I have just seen someone hoovering their driveway.

And we have just had a hail storm.

Proof, if ever I needed it, that it is the rest of the world and not I, who are in insane.

I just pray it was one of those 'wet and dry' type vacuums.

I will walk back past later and see if there is a patch of scorched earth where once stood a vacuum cleaner.

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