Me: Yes?
Eldest Son: I do like you.
Me: Erm, good (I think).
Eldest Son: But....
Me: But what?
Eldest Son: But I've had enough of you now.
Oh.
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You know that saying 'if I didn't laugh I'd cry'? Well that's the story of my life. Which is the fodder for this blog. I had a dream....it wasn't this.... but, in a funny kind of way, I'm bloody glad it was.
About Me
- Stickhead
- I'd like to think it all started when I accidentally took an overdose of dog hormone tablets but, truth be told, things were strange long, long before that. Several years, 2 kids, 2 breakdowns, 2 months in a psychiatric unit, 1 near death experience, 1 divorce, a few deaths (both human and otherwise), 1 child diagnosed with Aspergers, 1 child just plain nuts and about 1,000 random acts of insanity later - I'm still here and I'm still laughing. This blog charts my adventures through through life and motherhood as I attempt to get from one week to the next without losing my marbles...or my sense of humour. Go on spread the insanity! Make someone laugh... p.s in 2010 this blog was kindly voted 'FUNNIEST BLOG' in the MAD awards - but I can't work out how to update the button to tell you that. Just accept it. If you want to offer me anything other than a penis extension, crisis loan or 'hot young Ukraine wife' you can email me at stickhead2@yahoo.co.uk or find me on twitter as stickhead2. And yeah - this all really happens. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Blog hopping got me here.... I just love your site! I hope you don't mind but I have linked from my blog to yours so a few of my friends can have a read, you deserve a blog award for the funniest blog 2009!
ReplyDeleteWow thanks for your lovely comments! Of course I don't mind - the more the merrier on the crazy wagon. And yes - any awards anyone would like to hand me would be warmly welcomed... ha ha! Glad you are enjoying it.
ReplyDeleteNicks put me onto this site from her blog. Your view on life is hilarious, you should write books and TV shows! Debs H
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