I'm not sure what I was expecting to find (a shopping list maybe? Someone's maths homework?) but I wasn't expecting to read a brief, yet finely detailed, story about 2 'women' called Kathy and June, one of whom possesses a 'silk-clad penis' (confused? I was) and who have an interesting line in repaying favours.
Dear me. I never was a fan of the word 'bulbous' but I'm even less so now.
I don't know where it came from, I don't WANT to know where it came from but I hope to hell it wasn't intended for my eyes.
That's just one excerpt from a very very odd week.
Hope you are all still out there. Sorry for the lack of posting for the last week - I am still here, I haven't been eaten by rats and I haven't been on holiday (boo hoo) but I have had, even by my standards, a 'very crazy week' and I think things are about to get even crazier but (hopefully) in a good way. I'm off to Somerset in a couple of hours and shall return some time next week to update you all with, I am sure, an array of incidents.
Adios - and rememer: be wary of women called Kathy or June who enjoy wear silk French Knickers and ask you for a favour.......... (well unless of course you enjoy that sort of thing.....).