Of all the things I have dreamed of being (slightly) famous for - my balls are not one of them.
Quite apt though as I will be getting my balls out next Thursday for my next course.
A whole new crowd of expectant parents will be exposed to my deranged pumping and ball chaos.
Are they ready? Are you ready? Am I ready?
More important where are my balls? They have all been deflated and it's been a while since I've used them.