Wednesday, 10 June 2009

A load of Balls

Today's discovery is that if you google 'post your balls' (why would anyone Google that?) the number one website that Google brings up is this blog.

Oh dear.

Of all the things I have dreamed of being (slightly) famous for - my balls are not one of them.

Quite apt though as I will be getting my balls out next Thursday for my next course.

A whole new crowd of expectant parents will be exposed to my deranged pumping and ball chaos.

Are they ready? Are you ready? Am I ready?

More important where are my balls? They have all been deflated and it's been a while since I've used them.


  1. Because of this blog, I googled 'Anal Gaping'. I learnt some VERY interesting things.

  2. Ohh I would never DARE!! Apparently the correct term is actually 'anal pouting' - because, erm, that sounds SO much better......:0

  3. I'm going to have to go and Google Anal Pouting now, aren't I?