Oh dear.
Of all the things I have dreamed of being (slightly) famous for - my balls are not one of them.
Quite apt though as I will be getting my balls out next Thursday for my next course.
A whole new crowd of expectant parents will be exposed to my deranged pumping and ball chaos.
Are they ready? Are you ready? Am I ready?
More important where are my balls? They have all been deflated and it's been a while since I've used them.
Because of this blog, I googled 'Anal Gaping'. I learnt some VERY interesting things.
ReplyDeleteOhh I would never DARE!! Apparently the correct term is actually 'anal pouting' - because, erm, that sounds SO much better......:0
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to go and Google Anal Pouting now, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteerm me too lol!! sassy
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