Slightly South of Sanity

You know that saying 'if I didn't laugh I'd cry'? Well that's the story of my life. Which is the fodder for this blog. I had a dream....it wasn't this.... but, in a funny kind of way, I'm bloody glad it was.

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Go West...

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Life is peaceful there. Erm , no. If there is one thing my childhood home is not - it is peaceful. Anyway I have to go 'home' today ...

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Friday, 27 March 2009

Well...

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I have just seen someone hoovering their driveway. And we have just had a hail storm. Proof, if ever I needed it, that it is the rest of the...

When it all turns to custard on the home run

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Also known as 'it ain't over until the fat lady sings'. Parenting is one of those jobs where EVEN IF the day goes really well an...

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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Roll up, Roll up, the Great Big Pants Presents Bonanza

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Ok my whinging about the Mother's Day debacle of two years ago (I hasten to add I was pregnant at the time which I think excuses you f...

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Monday, 23 March 2009

Let them eat cake

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So yesterday was Mother's Day. Hope you had a pleasant time if it is relevant to you. I had a lie in (which is good - very good), a nec...

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Sunday, 22 March 2009

Your Balls are in the Post

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You may recall that one of my balls was giving me trouble. However hard I pumped it it just wouldn't stay hard. 10 minutes or so into b...

Friday, 20 March 2009

Toilet Troubles

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2 small boys. 1 toilet. 2 minutes. How much carnage can they cause? Answer: too much. The eldest was sat on the loo. The youngest sat by him...

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Stickhead: I'd like to think it all started when I accidentally took an overdose of dog hormone tablets but, truth be told, things were strange long, long before that. Several years, 2 kids, 2 breakdowns, 2 months in a psychiatric unit, 1 near death experience, 1 divorce, a few deaths (both human and otherwise), 1 child diagnosed with Aspergers, 1 child just plain nuts and about 1,000 random acts of insanity later - I'm still here and I'm still laughing. This blog charts my adventures through through life and motherhood as I attempt to get from one week to the next without losing my marbles...or my sense of humour. Go on spread the insanity! Make someone laugh... p.s in 2010 this blog was kindly voted 'FUNNIEST BLOG' in the MAD awards - but I can't work out how to update the button to tell you that. Just accept it. If you want to offer me anything other than a penis extension, crisis loan or 'hot young Ukraine wife' you can email me at stickhead2@yahoo.co.uk or find me on twitter as stickhead2. And yeah - this all really happens. I've got the scars to prove it.

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